Thanksgiving

Well, I have something that the few who read this will be able to give thanks for, a new post.

I have never been a huge fan of the holiday Thanksgiving. It seems like a holiday of over-indulgence and forceably having to do things that make you uncomfortable. Is that what we are thankful for? I thought it started with the end of tyranny of an oppresive king. How did it evolve into this. If anything I would want more holidays were I get to see the people I care about. Where Christmas gets away from gifts and more of seeing friends and family. Any ideas on a new holiday today will be considered.

Flux Capacitor

I need to get better at my updates. I’m sorry to the three people that actually did read this. I promise I will add a good story soon!

Wedding Websites

So I really hate websites that people put up about their wedding. I was on a design website and found an address for one and decided to post a message. I’m Uncle Jack in the guest book. Enjoy.

http://elizaandelliott.com

The Start, as opposed to the end

With this being my first post I would like to start with my mission statement:

I will try my hardest to ensure that in no way will this blog be used in any other way than satirical manners. Any references used or made to factual information or accounts will be treated as such, only after much ridicule and humiliation.

And with that I say Good Day to You, Sir!

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